one f#cking hunderd and fifteen whacks

Were I not a man of such high character and moral rectitude, who has met both fortune and poverty, and treated those two as the imposters that they are, I would have burnt this golf score card, and drowned the memory of it in cheap bath-tub rot-gut gin (and Orange Juice).

The last time I shot two consecutive nine-hole rounds as bad as those, I was probably in 5th or 6th grade. And I don't give a flying fig.  I learnt something very important about persistence and perseverance.

490	292	295	161	520	349	162	389	344	3002
5	4	4	3	5	4	3	4	4	36
7 – 2	6 – 3	6 – 3	6 – 2	8 – 3 – w	4 – 2	7 – 0 – w	7 – 2 w	6 – 2 – w	57 – 19 – 3w
460	366	178	498	361	328	541	158	422	3332
4	4	3	5	4	4	5	3	4	36
9 / 3 / W	11 / 2 / w	6 / 2 w	6 – 2	5 – 2	5 – 2	6 – 2	5 – 2	5 – 2	58 – 19 – 2w
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